Well, they've wire-tapped my phone
There's always someone listening
They know when I'm not home
There's always someone following me

I know you think I'm paranoid and buying into the conspiracy
I'm just telling you what I'm told
It's what the aliens have said to me

They put something in my brain
Through my cellphone or my microwave
Then they put acid in the rain
And there's the threat of freakish tidal waves

I know you think I'm paranoid and buying into the conspiracy
I'm just telling you what I'm told
It's what the aliens have said to me

Cuz it don't matter what I do, don't matter what I say
I just know that someday they'll come to find me
So I'll tell them that I'm you and I burst into flame
Now I got my own conspiracy theory oh oh oh

Some people fear the CIA
Look what they did to Mr. JFK
Or how bout Marilyn Monroe,
Or Hoffa, Lennon or The Muppet Show

I know you think I'm paranoid and buying into the conspiracy
I'm just telling you what I'm told
It's what the aliens have said to me

Cuz it don't matter what I do, don't matter what I say
I just know that someday they'll come to find me
So I'll tell them that I'm you and I burst into flame
Now I got my own conspiracy theory oh oh oh

They say we landed on The Moon
I wonder if we used a weather balloon?
Some say The End is coming soon
That's OK with me, I got all afternoon

I think you're being paranoid and buying into the conspiracy
I'm just telling you what I'm told
It's what the aliens have said to me

Cuz it don't matter what I do, don't matter what I say
I just know that someday they'll come to find me
So I'll tell them that I'm you and I burst into flame
Now I got my own conspiracy theory oh oh oh

Cuz it don't matter what I do, don't matter what I say
I just know that someday they'll come to find me
So I'll tell them that I'm you and I burst into flame
Now I got my own conspiracy theory oh oh oh